thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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