Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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