marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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