I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
