Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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