we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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