I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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