ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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