Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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