All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My pussy is not your playground.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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