Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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