so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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