But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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