I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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