How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
home. puking in laundry basket.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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