I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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