I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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