a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
is wine microwaveable?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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