I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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