What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you would pick up someone in the library
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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