Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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