are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
