I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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