Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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