First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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