What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Randomize
