smell my finger.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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