I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We left the knife in your bed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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