She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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