none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
