they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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