found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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