It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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