Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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