Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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