I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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