...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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