Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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