My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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