Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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