This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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