I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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