Fine. I'll sleep in my office
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
my liver is dry heaving
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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