Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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