I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
