You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think i have two assholes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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