8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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