I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I could make wine with my vomit
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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