ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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