Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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