I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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