I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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