i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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