eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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