For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
How external is "for external use only"?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
not ubering you a puppy
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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