i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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