the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
