Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
There r osticjed everywhere
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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