Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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