So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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